Some say the end is near. 
Some say we’ll see armageddon soon. 
I certainly hope we will. 
I sure could use a vacation from this 
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of 
Freaks 
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA 
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. 
Any fucking time. Any fucking day. 
Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay. 

Fret for your figure and 
Fret for your latte and 
Fret for your lawsuit and 
Fret for your hairpiece and 
Fret for your prozac and 
Fret for your pilot and 
Fret for your contract and 
Fret for your car. 
It’s a 
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of 
Freaks 
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA 
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. 
Any fucking time. Any fucking day. 
Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay. 

Some say a comet will fall from the sky. 
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. 
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. 
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. 
Some say the end is near. 
Some say we’ll see armageddon soon. 
I certainly hope we will. 
I sure could use a vacation from this 
Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit. 
One great big festering neon distraction, 
I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

 
Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim.

Mom’s gonna fix it all soon. 
Mom’s comin’ round to put it back the way it ought to be. 

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

 
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and 
Fuck all his clones. 
Fuck all those gun-toting 
Hip gangster wannabes. 

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim 
Fuck retro anything. 
Fuck your tattoos. 
Fuck all you junkies and 
Fuck your short memory. 

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Fuck smiley glad-hands 
With hidden agendas. 
Fuck these dysfunctional, 
Insecure actresses. 

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim

Learn to swim 

‘cause I’m praying for rain 
And I’m praying for tidal waves 
I wanna see the ground give way. 
I wanna watch it all go down. 
Mom please flush it all away. 
I wanna see it go right in and down. 
I wanna watch it go right in. 
Watch you flush it all away. 

Time to bring it down again. 
Don’t just call me pessimist. 
Try and read between the lines. 
I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t 
Welcome any change, my friend. 
I wanna see it all come down. 
Put it down. 
Suck it down. 
Flush it down.